I started posting these on a Discord server but like, now you guys can see them! It's sort of imagining the shenanigans that go on while Luka prepares her friends for their English voicebanks. You guys can add onto this if you want!
Luka: alright, are there any words you've learned in your spare time?
Len: Fbad word
Luka: GASP
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Rin: luka, if len says another word like that one can i smite him
Luka: sweetie, i don't think you know what "smite" means...
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Luka: Kaito, would you tell me what it is you already know?
Kaito: i am the very model of a modern major general
Luka: Kait-
Kaito: i've information vegetable, animal and mineral
Luka: oh, my, i don't think you need english lessons, go get your voicebank already
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Luka: So, Meiko...
Meiko: So? :)
Luka: So do you want lessons from me, I guess?
Meiko: Lessons in what? :)
Luka: English. Miku will soon be ready for her English voicebank, so now it's your turn.
Meiko: ...what language are we speaking again, tell me?
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(in japanese)
Luka: so we're going to work on the consonant L
Miku: ...how do you pronounce that?
Luka: Uh, well, what you do is, uh, <llllike this>, see my mouth? see what i'm doing? lllluh
Miku: ...can you explain it? in words?
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Luka: what you need to do is open your mouth and touch your tongue to the ridge behind your teeth
Miku: nnnn?
Luka: try flicking your tongue
Miku: r (japanese r/[4])
Luka: uh, try dropping the back of your tongue and like, try flicking it again
Miku: nlr
Luka: why is this so hard
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Luka: alright, len, are you ready to get started?
Len: yeet
Luka was very grateful when Len left that phase.
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Luka: Try saying my name the English way
Miku: rUkAa (trying to say "luka" in japanese with English intonation)
-a while later-
Luka: Try saying my name in English
Miku: (in exaggerated American intonation but the same Japanese accent) Ruka Megurinei~!
-a while later-
Luka: Try saying Luka in English now
Miku: Um...Ruka
Luka: Say Len.
Miku: Ren?
Luka: Hmm...
Miku: this is hard
Luka: and i'm having the time of my life -_-
Miku: *not grasping sarcasm, in English no less, intensifies*
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Luka: <Alright, to begin with, what do you already know?>
Miku: ...hello, how are you, mornin', tiktok
Luka: <that will get you nowhere>
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Luka: <What do you two already know?>
Len: ...I...am...cool boy
Rin: I am...melancholy
Luka: OK then
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Luka: Miku, what did you have for lunch?
Miku: (had an apple) ...Ringo Starr
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(in japanese)
Luka: so...vowels
Miku: Yes
Luka: um...yeah...so...see here uh
Miku: hm?
Luka: there are like a billion different vowel sounds in english so
Miku: What...?
Luka: kidding, the ones I was instructed to teach you...darn, I can't find them so I'll have to teach you myself
Miku: ...you mean these? *holds up paper* you gave them to me, remember?
Luka: Sorry, I don't, I'm tired...
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Len: Luka, can we watch a move?
Luka: ...you want me to do a move? what kind?
Rin: HYPER BEAM!
Len: A move...a moving picture
Luka: Oh, a movie! *rests head in hand* of course, of course. *turns to Len* Yeah, let's see what we've got...
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Luka: Today we've got a special guest, English veteran Gumi!
Gumi: Hi there! I-I'm Gumi and it's a pl-l-pleasure to me-meet you both today!
Rin: ...Are you going to teach us to speak like that, Miss Gumi?
Gumi: Uh, n...no, I...uh, well, th...the thing is, I...
Luka: Well, sometimes people have things they just can't help, you know...
Gumi: Thank you. Now...
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(imagine if miku acquiring her english bank was like this)
Luka: Hey Miku! It's been a while, what have you been doing?
Miku: (In Japanese voicebank phonetic English) Well, the truth is...(suddenly speaking proper English) I went to see a movie!
Luka: O.O
Luka: alright, are there any words you've learned in your spare time?
Len: Fbad word
Luka: GASP
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Rin: luka, if len says another word like that one can i smite him
Luka: sweetie, i don't think you know what "smite" means...
---
Luka: Kaito, would you tell me what it is you already know?
Kaito: i am the very model of a modern major general
Luka: Kait-
Kaito: i've information vegetable, animal and mineral
Luka: oh, my, i don't think you need english lessons, go get your voicebank already
---
Luka: So, Meiko...
Meiko: So? :)
Luka: So do you want lessons from me, I guess?
Meiko: Lessons in what? :)
Luka: English. Miku will soon be ready for her English voicebank, so now it's your turn.
Meiko: ...what language are we speaking again, tell me?
---
(in japanese)
Luka: so we're going to work on the consonant L
Miku: ...how do you pronounce that?
Luka: Uh, well, what you do is, uh, <llllike this>, see my mouth? see what i'm doing? lllluh
Miku: ...can you explain it? in words?
---
Luka: what you need to do is open your mouth and touch your tongue to the ridge behind your teeth
Miku: nnnn?
Luka: try flicking your tongue
Miku: r (japanese r/[4])
Luka: uh, try dropping the back of your tongue and like, try flicking it again
Miku: nlr
Luka: why is this so hard
---
Luka: alright, len, are you ready to get started?
Len: yeet
Luka was very grateful when Len left that phase.
---
Luka: Try saying my name the English way
Miku: rUkAa (trying to say "luka" in japanese with English intonation)
-a while later-
Luka: Try saying my name in English
Miku: (in exaggerated American intonation but the same Japanese accent) Ruka Megurinei~!
-a while later-
Luka: Try saying Luka in English now
Miku: Um...Ruka
Luka: Say Len.
Miku: Ren?
Luka: Hmm...
Miku: this is hard
Luka: and i'm having the time of my life -_-
Miku: *not grasping sarcasm, in English no less, intensifies*
---
Luka: <Alright, to begin with, what do you already know?>
Miku: ...hello, how are you, mornin', tiktok
Luka: <that will get you nowhere>
---
Luka: <What do you two already know?>
Len: ...I...am...cool boy
Rin: I am...melancholy
Luka: OK then
---
Luka: Miku, what did you have for lunch?
Miku: (had an apple) ...Ringo Starr
---
(in japanese)
Luka: so...vowels
Miku: Yes
Luka: um...yeah...so...see here uh
Miku: hm?
Luka: there are like a billion different vowel sounds in english so
Miku: What...?
Luka: kidding, the ones I was instructed to teach you...darn, I can't find them so I'll have to teach you myself
Miku: ...you mean these? *holds up paper* you gave them to me, remember?
Luka: Sorry, I don't, I'm tired...
---
Len: Luka, can we watch a move?
Luka: ...you want me to do a move? what kind?
Rin: HYPER BEAM!
Len: A move...a moving picture
Luka: Oh, a movie! *rests head in hand* of course, of course. *turns to Len* Yeah, let's see what we've got...
---
Luka: Today we've got a special guest, English veteran Gumi!
Gumi: Hi there! I-I'm Gumi and it's a pl-l-pleasure to me-meet you both today!
Rin: ...Are you going to teach us to speak like that, Miss Gumi?
Gumi: Uh, n...no, I...uh, well, th...the thing is, I...
Luka: Well, sometimes people have things they just can't help, you know...
Gumi: Thank you. Now...
---
(imagine if miku acquiring her english bank was like this)
Luka: Hey Miku! It's been a while, what have you been doing?
Miku: (In Japanese voicebank phonetic English) Well, the truth is...(suddenly speaking proper English) I went to see a movie!
Luka: O.O