Weird Vocaloid Merch

[Skyweaver]

What is some of the weirdest Vocaloid merch you saw (bootleg OR official)?

I'll start: this... thing I found at Ross:
IMO it has a "creepy elementary school poster" feel with that smile.


oh god theres more variants of that... thing. And info below in case you want to know where that hellspawn came from.

 

[Haiyin-6]

It's probably more of a joke than actual genuine merch, but when I think of wild wacky vsynth merch, my mind always goes to the Vocaloid3 boxers



Edit: How can I forget the VY2 body pillow keychain

15 dollar VY2 body pillow keychain