Weird Vocaloid Merch

[Skyweaver]

What is some of the weirdest Vocaloid merch you saw (bootleg OR official)?

I'll start: this... thing I found at Ross:
IMO it has a "creepy elementary school poster" feel with that smile.


oh god theres more variants of that... thing. And info below in case you want to know where that hellspawn came from.

 

[Haiyin-6]

It's probably more of a joke than actual genuine merch, but when I think of wild wacky vsynth merch, my mind always goes to the Vocaloid3 boxers



Edit: How can I forget the VY2 body pillow keychain

15 dollar VY2 body pillow keychain

 

[Bookworm2]

I found this... thing while looking for something on AliExpress. I have no clue why you would buy it, but it is only $7.

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I hate that if I saw these in an actual store I might be tempted to buy them. They're so ridiculous that it circles around to being funny.

 

[SeleDreams]

I found this... thing while looking for something on AliExpress. I have no clue why you would buy it, but it is only $7.
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I hate that if I saw these in an actual store I might be tempted to buy them. They're so ridiculous that it circles around to being funny.

Imagine someone robbing a bank while wearing this

 

[Skyweaver]

Bootleg time:

thin spindley teto "plush"

And yes, there's ANOTHER variant...


... and ANOTHER ONE with Voicepeak clothes???

 

[cafenurse]

This hat lives in my memory because I vividly remember (and unfortunately can't find) a tumblr post about how hideous this hat was but how it was decided on by votes and just the disbelief that anyone voted for this hat to be merch. I remember thinking the post was so damn funny so this hat has lived rent free in my head for 11 years

 

[Haiyin-6]

Bootleg time:

thin spindley teto "plush"

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And yes, there's ANOTHER variant...
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... and ANOTHER ONE with UTAU-ish clothes???
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HAHA the wire skeleton plushies!! I wonder how much of a demand these types of plushies have, since I've seen them quite a few times with characters from other franchises... maybe they're just easy to make and funny to have? But in addition to the Teto one, there's also wire skeleton plushies of Miku and the Kagamine twins

 

[Bookworm2]

... and ANOTHER ONE with UTAU-ish clothes???
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Excuse you, that's her Voicepeak design! But holy crap I hate that so much why is this a thing.

 

[Skyweaver]

HAHA the wire skeleton plushies!! I wonder how much of a demand these types of plushies have, since I've seen them quite a few times with characters from other franchises... maybe they're just easy to make and funny to have? But in addition to the Teto one, there's also wire skeleton plushies of Miku and the Kagamine twins

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oh GOD they all look so MALNOURISHED D:

 

[Haiyin-6]

I found another picture online of strange vocaloid merch from a Reddit thread, it's a Miku potato