I was always on the search for new plushies to buy. Amazon had a Kizuna Ai Mega Jumbo Plush Doll to sell that costed $20.68 with $18.94 shipping. The description read "Ages: 180 years and up."
That was surely a mistake, I thought.
I signed in to my account and clicked "Add to cart." Suddenly, an alert popped up.
"Sorry, but you are not old enough to order this product. Try again in 150 years."
What? Is this a product for future old farts? Was it a counter for the Rapture? An alien invasion? Sega's estimated date for when the robot overlords will take over control of our world?
I couldn't get any answers, even the obvious answer that it was a mistake by the seller was promptly ignored by my fanciful mind.
All the while, the Kizuna Ai Mega Jumbo Plush Doll stared at me with those blank, black bead eyes.