Ah, what a beautiful day for my $100 mouse to stop working! I guess I can't be too terribly salty; it's been with me a good two years, and working at an office supply store means I can get a replacement pretty cheap. I'll probably get a cheaper model this time too, because for all its bravado, it ultimately didn't serve me much better than a typical mouse.
Plus this one only comes in black/gray, while the cheaper mice come in an array of pretty colors, so easy choice there~