Me: "My God, I haven't gotten any solid writing done since my surgery. I need to finish this chapter at least!"
Also me: "What the hell is colloidal oatmeal. I'm going to use straight bentonite clay as a cleanser just to see what happens. Can you find optiphen at Walmart? Maybe I should try a baking soda-free version of that deodorant I attempted back in June..."
If my writing's not gonna get any better, my DIY skincare skills should, dammit.
Also me: "What the hell is colloidal oatmeal. I'm going to use straight bentonite clay as a cleanser just to see what happens. Can you find optiphen at Walmart? Maybe I should try a baking soda-free version of that deodorant I attempted back in June..."
If my writing's not gonna get any better, my DIY skincare skills should, dammit.