Cryptonloids as things my head manager has said
“I’m rich. $20 means nothing to me.”
“You have no idea how many OSHA violations I'm committing right now.”
“That dude’s wearing a crop top. Why is that dude wearing a crop top? ...well, I guess if I had abs that chiseled, I’d wanna flaunt it too. More power to him.”
“I’ve been saying ‘I’m too old for this shit’ since I was in my 20s. Don’t worry: it’s all downhill from here.”
“One of these days, when you get married and have kids, you’ll learn that there’s no greater joy in life than leaving them with their grandparents and getting wasted with your spouse at a cheap bar downtown.”
“My youngest son’s really into that one scene... what’s it called? BDM, BDSM? That music that’s all WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP? ...
EDM. Yeah, that’s what he’s into.”